{"product_id":"houstonget-v-shaped-bracket-storage-2","title":"🥳Dadbag | Realistic Fake Beer Belly Bum Bag | Funny Dad Bod Waist Pack | Novelty Gag Gift for Men | With Belly Button \u0026 Hairy Chest | Adjustable Black Strap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eUNBELIEVABLY REALISTIC \"DAD BOD\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Featuring ultra-high-definition 3D printing, this bag perfectly mimics a hairy, middle-aged beer belly. Complete with a realistic navel and dense body hair, it looks so convincing that your mates will do a double-take!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/highlight-ad-creative_bb330680-7823-44a6-bf98-85400b31559a.png?v=1788161221\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BRITISH PRANK \u0026amp; GAG GIFT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Whether it's for a stag do, an office Christmas party, a birthday, or Father's Day, this is the ultimate icebreaker. Walk into the pub with this bad boy and you're guaranteed laughs all round. The perfect \"Secret Santa\" present for the hard-to-buy-for bloke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/comparison-ad-creative_2_f2b9d331-7f7c-4813-b398-70258386d742.png?v=1788161377\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSURPRISINGLY PRACTICAL STORAGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– It’s not just a joke! The sturdy zipper compartment inside is spacious enough to securely hold your smartphone, wallet, keys, and AirPods. Carry all your essentials hands-free while looking like you've had one too many pints.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/social-proof-ad-creative_1_cb76b443-2ff8-4d08-85d7-3ffaaae251b0.png?v=1788161337\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCOMFORTABLE \u0026amp; FULLY ADJUSTABLE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Featuring a durable black nylon strap and a sturdy plastic buckle, it easily adjusts to fit most waist sizes. Wear it over your trousers, under a shirt (if you dare), or across your shoulder for maximum comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/lifestyle-ad-creative_1_54c105d9-a49f-4a53-8633-78a68963fdfd.png?v=1788161337\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePREMIUM \u0026amp; EASY TO CLEAN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Made from high-quality, wear-resistant canvas and faux-leather materials, the print won't rub off or fade. Simply wipe clean with a damp cloth after a messy night out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/highlight-ad-creative_1_5f957200-2593-4788-b6fa-e5b3900cddb8.png?v=1788161447\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSay Goodbye to the Flat Stomach, and Hello to the Dadbag!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTired of being the only one at the party without a gut? Or looking for the perfect way to carry your valuables and make people laugh at the same time? Meet the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDadbag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– Britain’s favourite novelty waist pack that hides your gear in plain sight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDesigned to look like a highly realistic, hairy beer belly, this \"Dad Bod\" bum bag is the ultimate accessory for pranksters and comedians. The printing is incredibly lifelike; with a perfectly placed belly button and a dusting of chest hair, it’s practically impossible to tell it's a bag from a distance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eIt's the perfect companion for festivals, stag dos, theme parks, or simply a night down at the local pub. But don't let the jokes fool you—the Dadbag is as functional as it is funny. Inside the cleverly concealed zipper, there is ample room to safely store your phone, money, and keys, leaving your hands completely free for a pint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDurable Canvas \u0026amp; PU Leather (front panel).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eStrap:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdjustable Black Nylon (approx. 80cm - 120cm circumference).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFits most modern smartphones, wallets, and keys.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eOccasions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFather's Day, Christmas, Birthday Parties, Halloween, Office Pranks, Festivals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePackage Includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e1 x Dadbag Fake Belly Waist Pack (Black Strap)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eNote: Due to different monitor settings, the colour may vary slightly. We recommend gentle hand wiping to keep your \"belly\" looking fresh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"londonwind1","offers":[{"title":"Sexy fur","offer_id":55538898305315,"sku":"LI32147981-1","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Thick fur","offer_id":55538898403619,"sku":"LI32147981-2","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"No fur","offer_id":55538898501923,"sku":"LI32147981-3","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Michelin","offer_id":55538970427683,"sku":"LI32147981-4","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/7478\/3523\/files\/social-proof-ad-creative_1_1b804c93-a6d2-46e1-93a2-993ac9a3efbd.png?v=1788161489","url":"https:\/\/londonwind.com\/products\/houstonget-v-shaped-bracket-storage-2","provider":"londonwind","version":"1.0","type":"link"}